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Take the stupid test!!!
1) What do you put in a toaster?






Correct Answer - Bread


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2) Say 'silk' 5 times and spell silk, now what do cows drink?









Correct Answer - Water. Not milk or miwk u dumbass


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3) If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, What is a greenhouse made out of?









Correct Answer - No! not green bricks! they are made out of glass!


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4) 20 Years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000ft, over the old country Germany when two of the engines fail, the pilot, realising that the last engine was failing decides to try a crash landing, but unfortunatly, he fails and crashes right in the middle of 'no man's land'. The land between east and west Germany on the berlin wall, .....
Would you bury the suvivors in East germany, West Germany or 'no mans land'?









Correct Answer - You don't bury suvivors
Dude! Your evil!


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5) If on a clock, the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, how many degrees does the hour hand move every hour?









Correct Answer - 1 Degree


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6) *Without using a calculator* You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven (Wales) in London 17 people get on the bus, in Reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on, in Swindon 2 people get off, 4 people get on, in cardiff 11 people get off 16 people get on, in Swansea 3 people get off, 5 people get on, in Carmathen 6 people get off, 3 people get on the bus the pulls into Milford Haven Bus depot......What is the name of the bus driver?










Correct Answer - You are the bus driver


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An even more uneccesary test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells
whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are not that difficult.


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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?









The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant
and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of
your actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?








Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
abilities.

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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
crocodiles. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting.